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This is the optimal way to traverse a drive-thru

This is the optimal way to traverse a drive-thru
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Government issue hors…
Government issue hors…
Gracias homie.
Gracias homie.
Roommates are the würst.
Roommates are the würst.
Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
Nobody owes you a smile.
Nobody owes you a smile.
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
dam[m]it
dam[m]it
Let the games begin!
Let the games begin!
Fill’r up!
Fill’r up!
They’re illusions, Michael…
They’re illusions, Michael…
Spooky kites at a distance!
Spooky kites at a distance!
It would be California man…
It would be California man…
Hey, You’re Finally Awake…
Hey, You’re Finally Awake…
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
Mom+of+the+year%2C+circa+1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
You%26%238217%3Bve+all+been+notified.
You’ve all been notified.
Baby%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+cold+outside%26%238230%3B
Baby, it’s cold outside…
Goat+seeking+trampoline+for+romp+of+a+lifetime.
Goat seeking trampoline for romp of a lifetime.
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%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F+WARNING+%26%238211%3B+This+is+important+%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F
⚠️ WARNING – This is important ⚠️
Positive%5Bly%5D+wrecked.
Positive[ly] wrecked.
Bring+it+back%2C+ma%26%238217%3Bam
Bring it back, ma’am
Tread+lightly%2C+Mister%21
Tread lightly, Mister!
Son%2C+where+art+thou%3F
Son, where art thou?
The+hops+are+insufficient.
The hops are insufficient.
Grans+little+genius.
Grans little genius.
I%26%238217%3Bm+no+longer+the+idiot%21
I’m no longer the idiot!