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Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.

Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.
God dammit Susan…
God dammit Susan…
God frowns on the nipple.
God frowns on the nipple.
Please hold for assistance.
Please hold for assistance.
Amazon Aperture Alexa turret.
Amazon Aperture Alexa turret.
You don’t know me at all.
You don’t know me at all.
A sign by the airport in Helsinki, Finland
A sign by the airport in Helsinki, Finland
IT COULD BE ANYONE!
IT COULD BE ANYONE!
Hide your friends list? *SAY NO MORE!*
Hide your friends list? *SAY NO MORE!*
Water
Water
Ed Sheeran looks more like an imaginary friend than a fiance.
Ed Sheeran looks more like an imaginary friend than a fiance.
Can I have some gum?
Can I have some gum?
#baptismpranks
#baptismpranks
I’m a fan of a good tea party…
I’m a fan of a good tea party…
I’d date me.
I’d date me.
Parks and Rec contains the origin story…
Parks and Rec contains the origin story…
don%26%238217%3Bt+drink+milk+and+drive
don’t drink milk and drive
per+my+last+shot
per my last shot
brain+is+broken
brain is broken
give+me+all+the+pancakes
give me all the pancakes
Join the conversation
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
i+wonder+what+its+property+taxes+cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late
it’s not too late
he%26%238217%3Bs+out+of+the+friend+group
he’s out of the friend group
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
the+milk+crate+challenge
the milk crate challenge
i+ride+it+on+the+parade+route
i ride it on the parade route
the+morning+commute+is+brutal
the morning commute is brutal