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How my wife opens things

How my wife opens things
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Bonus points if you’re a parseltongue 🐍
Bonus points if you’re a parseltongue 🐍
You’re gonna want some SPF 50 for all that leftover red, bud.
You’re gonna want some SPF 50 for all that leftover red, bud.
Ranger life…
Ranger life…
If not us, for whom does the bell tolls?
If not us, for whom does the bell tolls?
Fair points.
Fair points.
Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.
Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.
Bison farming seems like 3000lbs of misteak.
Bison farming seems like 3000lbs of misteak.
Spicy Cheetos…
Spicy Cheetos…
Get Ricked.
Get Ricked.
Talk with your friends, Pro Re Nata.
Talk with your friends, Pro Re Nata.
Please just don’t make me call the police…
Please just don’t make me call the police…
Learned a new skill…
Learned a new skill…
I wish her well, frankly. – DJT, probably.
I wish her well, frankly. – DJT, probably.
They could have just let me work from home, but noooooo…
They could have just let me work from home, but noooooo…
AUS!
AUS!
I%26%238217%3Bll+see+myself+out%26%238230%3B
I’ll see myself out…
Nailed+it.
Nailed it.
Think+of+the+children%21
Think of the children!
Skeleton+in+the+closet
Skeleton in the closet
Join the conversation
You+will+never+win.
You will never win.
Get+fished.
Get fished.
True+intentions
True intentions
git+blame
git blame
President+Obama+meets+with+his+successor+after+the+2016+election
President Obama meets with his successor after the 2016 election
This+is+good+for+America.
This is good for America.
A+forest+fire+in+Ljusdal%2C+Sweden.+%26%238230%3Band+the+flame+hath+burned+all+the+trees+of+the+field.
A forest fire in Ljusdal, Sweden. …and the flame hath burned all the trees of the field.
I%26%238217%3Bve+boiled+the+emails%2C+Ma%26%238217%3Bam.
I’ve boiled the emails, Ma’am.