When Chad’s attack

Don’t drink to Kool Aid, please.

You’re gonna hate it…

A true legend.

The Germans have mastered the fundamentals of marketing.

Of all things…

Before the orange tips came default on toy guns, circa 1985.

Wait a minute!

You wouldn’t download a symphony…

This guy stacks wood.

I feel like we could work out some kind of deal…

At least Tide pods won’t burn down your house.

Cubicle bacon is best bacon.

Point, counter-point (sort of…)

How did we miss Dennis Nedrey secretly cosplaying Goonies characters this whole time?

Zookeeper in the sky, with diamonds.