Feeling Lucky?

My wife is beautiful.

My wife is beautiful.
i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post
i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post
your kids always come first
your kids always come first
woah
woah
they love him so much!
they love him so much!
when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time
when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time
live. learn. adapt. overcome
live. learn. adapt. overcome
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
do i speak in times new roman?
do i speak in times new roman?
oh, there’s definitely a jacob
oh, there’s definitely a jacob
anyone know the answer?
anyone know the answer?
don’t mess with your elders
don’t mess with your elders
if only he would
if only he would
did no one think to tell him?
did no one think to tell him?
stand back, I’m just doing my job
stand back, I’m just doing my job
do you ever feel like we’ve regressed as a society?
do you ever feel like we’ve regressed as a society?
brain+lag+is+real+and+there+is+no+cure
brain lag is real and there is no cure
this+is+why+we+need+educational+reform
this is why we need educational reform
toilets+out+of+context
toilets out of context
flies+are+such+children
flies are such children
Join the conversation
you+can+check+out+any+time+you+like%2C+but+you+can+never+leave
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
pavlov%26%238217%3Bs+hair
pavlov’s hair
baby+it%26%238217%3Bs+cold+outside
baby it’s cold outside
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+on+tatooine
it’s always sunny on tatooine
in+case+it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+clear+when+you+adopted+them
in case it wasn’t clear when you adopted them
my+spirit+animal
my spirit animal
my+spirit+painting
my spirit painting
if+you%26%238217%3Bve+ever+been+to+or+lived+in+california+who+know+how+true+this+is
if you’ve ever been to or lived in california who know how true this is