The Sumatran Rhinoceros, the only surviving member of Dicerorhinus and the only rhino species still covered in long hair.

The Sumatran Rhinoceros, the only surviving member of Dicerorhinus and the only rhino species still covered in long hair.

Cardinal rules for life.

Cardinal rules for life.

Signs can be confusing.

Signs can be confusing.

Do the words mean anything these days?

Do the words mean anything these days?

Comparing the badness of two words.

Comparing the badness of two words.

When people ask about last years resolution…

When people ask about last years resolution…

As a gym owner this time of year.

As a gym owner this time of year.

I’m nobody.

Star Wars Parkour

Star Wars Parkour

A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.

A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.

All you need is the right motivation.

All you need is the right motivation.

A free hotel for ladies on their period.

A free hotel for ladies on their period.

I put a dead bird in your sock drawer.

I put a dead bird in your sock drawer.

Moisturize me!

My life goal.

I can do that…

I can do that…