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I’m playing a new drinking game.
I’m playing a new drinking game.
Explaining gay marriage to children.
Explaining gay marriage to children.
What languages sounds like to foreigners.
What languages sounds like to foreigners.
When did you go to Germany?!
When did you go to Germany?!
Excuse me, there’s a Giraffe in my coffee…
Excuse me, there’s a Giraffe in my coffee…
If Bubble Tea could talk.
If Bubble Tea could talk.
Michael Cera mash ups.
Michael Cera mash ups.
Thigh Gaps.
Thigh Gaps.
The difference between you and her.
The difference between you and her.
Kid friendly gas masks.
Kid friendly gas masks.
Shrek has a lot of self confidence.
Shrek has a lot of self confidence.
Ghost prank gone wrong.
Ghost prank gone wrong.
Adorable animals wrapped like burritos.
Adorable animals wrapped like burritos.
I bought you a card…
I bought you a card…
Skateboard baby stroller that comes with brakes and handlebars for steering.
Skateboard baby stroller that comes with brakes and handlebars for steering.
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
Join the conversation
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS