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facing the facts

heiroglyph-thiccs
heiroglyph-thiccs
turtle hurdle
turtle hurdle
horsing around
horsing around
dishing it out
dishing it out
silicon valleys
silicon valleys
simple pleasures
simple pleasures
meat n greet
meat n greet
muddied perspective
muddied perspective
achoo at-(ch)you
achoo at-(ch)you
seas and desist
seas and desist
american’t
american’t
mystery history
mystery history
don’t be koi
don’t be koi
broom for improvement
broom for improvement
sim(p)mons
sim(p)mons
well+pee-haw%2C+pardner
well pee-haw, pardner
when+people+don%26%238217%3Bt+understand+how+things+work
when people don’t understand how things work
based+cyanide+%26%23038%3B+happiness
based cyanide & happiness
how+dare+you+call+me+out+like+this
how dare you call me out like this
Join the conversation
%26%238220%3Bnow+wait+just+a+second+dear%26%238230%3B%26%238221%3B
“now wait just a second dear…”
now+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+talent
now that’s a talent
the+armor+of+furrost
the armor of furrost
leave+it+to+a+mom
leave it to a mom
besties+forever
besties forever
its+a+little+white+lie%26%238230%3B
its a little white lie…
don%26%238217%3Bt+care+how+big+it+is%2C+i%26%238217%3Bll+just+use+my+cloth+to+avoid+it
don’t care how big it is, i’ll just use my cloth to avoid it
so+when+i+order+chicken+tenders%26%238230%3B
so when i order chicken tenders…