I will win every time.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

The customer is probably right.

They weren’t interested in his Thanksgiving invitation…

I… I guess thanks?

Astronauts playing with their food

Horlp may.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

No need for parking sensors when you got these

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

You just lost the game.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

Saudi Arabia, when it rains in the desert.

Armor equipped!

Mamma no.