Did you just assume my kink?

it looked hungry. were they supposed to let it starve???

asking the important questions today

you name your cat bessemer what do you expect to happen?

still wonder why women live longer than men?

nothing to see here, just a grizzly bear racing a car on the side of the road

and the winner is – “plants need 3 things: water, light, and some sole”

so evil i’m boring

now that he has cappy literally everyone

4 1 3 5 2

i’ll have a cheeseburger and a diet sun

very on brand

better safe than life in prison

serious question – when did shrek become a sex symbol?

Disney has officially gone too far with their reboots of classic franchises

an in development GTA VI was leaked and the internet understandably lost its collective mind