A cat showed up at the Berlin Zoo one day and became best friends with Maeuschen, a 40-year old Asian bear.

A cat showed up at the Berlin Zoo one day and became best friends with Maeuschen, a 40-year old Asian bear.

Son, where art thou?

Son, where art thou?

You’ve all been notified.

You’ve all been notified.

The Nords eat purposefully.

The Nords eat purposefully.

Nice work Johnny boy.

Nice work Johnny boy.

If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…

If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…

My dad works with Ted Cruz…

My dad works with Ted Cruz…

Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….

Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….

OK John if that’s the game you want to play…

OK John if that’s the game you want to play…

I’m no longer the idiot!

I’m no longer the idiot!

Bring it back, ma’am

Bring it back, ma’am

Tread lightly, Mister!

Tread lightly, Mister!

Words

Positive[ly] wrecked.

Positive[ly] wrecked.

The hops are insufficient.

The hops are insufficient.

Baby, it’s cold outside…

Baby, it’s cold outside…