farmer harmer

i can never show my face in public again

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

marriage isn’t for everyone