That feeling when…

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

spitting venom

the math adds up

that’s a loaded question

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

wasted gems

And you give that subtle approving head nod

what every kid wants for christmas

classic carrie bradshaw

did he do it?

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

send dudes, not nudes

time to cry!

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long