I will let you in on a little secret…

he’s lived through every injury

a good place to sit

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

try saying that five times fast!

she said see ya later boi

debatable

chucks forever

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

life hack

the onion of the gods

he was really bored during the pandemic

he finally got to have fun at his job

not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need

once you see it, you can’t unsee it

700 years old and still standing