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The Old Timey Overly Attached Girl Friend

The Old Timey Overly Attached Girl Friend
You had me at yeehaw.
You had me at yeehaw.
You’ve earned a spot of mischief…
You’ve earned a spot of mischief…
Stone the children.
Stone the children.
This is, all I do.
This is, all I do.
Cooler than you will ever bee.
Cooler than you will ever bee.
You aren’t eligible for that option.
You aren’t eligible for that option.
Captain Native America
Captain Native America
Human versus plant.
Human versus plant.
You’re an egg, Bruce.
You’re an egg, Bruce.
Trust farts are a bad combo.
Trust farts are a bad combo.
The Moon if it were the same distance away as the ISS.
The Moon if it were the same distance away as the ISS.
Goodbye my love.
Goodbye my love.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…
Thar’s a hand up thar!
Thar’s a hand up thar!
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Classy.
Classy.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Obviously.
Obviously.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Sup+player.
Sup player.