Fake news was lit, circa 1995.

Fake news was lit, circa 1995.

i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post

i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post

anyone know the answer?

anyone know the answer?

don’t mess with your elders

don’t mess with your elders

I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

live. learn. adapt. overcome

live. learn. adapt. overcome

stand back, I’m just doing my job

stand back, I’m just doing my job

be a more accepting parent

be a more accepting parent

oh, there’s definitely a jacob

oh, there’s definitely a jacob

if only he had stayed in space

if only he had stayed in space

woah

they love him so much!

they love him so much!

sick burn

historically hip

historically hip

that’s not worrisome at all

that’s not worrisome at all

we need a movie about his life

we need a movie about his life