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this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

oh no is an understatement

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

Dog licks woman who screams and other amazing animal memes!

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company