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Life is like a box of Girl Scout Cookies…

Life is like a box of Girl Scout Cookies...
i want to read about its adventures
i want to read about its adventures
secret families suffered the most
secret families suffered the most
beehaw
beehaw
if pinecones were alcohol
if pinecones were alcohol
honeymeown
honeymeown
juanita almost made it a month
juanita almost made it a month
excuse me while i call my therapist
excuse me while i call my therapist
what are their villain names?
what are their villain names?
the things cats put up with
the things cats put up with
atheists prefer cats
atheists prefer cats
secret meeting
secret meeting
built in pringles rack
built in pringles rack
what time the sad hour?
what time the sad hour?
but size isn’t supposed to matter
but size isn’t supposed to matter
stupid humans
stupid humans
A+woman+can+teach%2C+conditionally%2C+circa+1923
A woman can teach, conditionally, circa 1923
Dolla+dolla+bills%2C+y%26%238217%3Ball.
Dolla dolla bills, y’all.
Somebody+was+on+drugs+making+this+pencil%26%238230%3B
Somebody was on drugs making this pencil…
Stay+out+of+the+their+bath+tubs.
Stay out of the their bath tubs.
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+gonna+lose%2C+my+FREAKING+mind%26%238230%3B
I’m gonna lose, my FREAKING mind…
%2Aunmasks+the+agenda%2A
*unmasks the agenda*
A+bee+keeper+watches+The+Bee+Movie
A bee keeper watches The Bee Movie
Help%26%238217%3B%C2%A6+Police%26%238217%3B%C2%A6+Murder.
Help’¦ Police’¦ Murder.
You+did+a+good+job%2C+probably.
You did a good job, probably.
Quick+maths.
Quick maths.
%26%238230%3Band+I%26%238217%3Bd+do+it+again%2C+too.
…and I’d do it again, too.
%2Acancels+Netflix%2A
*cancels Netflix*