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So mom doesn’t worry while I’m at school…

So mom doesn't worry while I'm at school...
The pinnacle of human evolution.
The pinnacle of human evolution.
I Need More Conditioner
I Need More Conditioner
Adorable seal wants to rip your hand off
Adorable seal wants to rip your hand off
It’s The Scariest Conspiracy Out There
It’s The Scariest Conspiracy Out There
Skeptical dogs are skeptical.
Skeptical dogs are skeptical.
Time To Go To Bed
Time To Go To Bed
Michael J. Fox’s autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant
Michael J. Fox’s autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant
Game Of Tumblr
Game Of Tumblr
Stop Booping My Nose, Human
Stop Booping My Nose, Human
Shampoo and conditioner.
Shampoo and conditioner.
Mmmm… Pizza
Mmmm… Pizza
Those Things Are Like Grenades
Those Things Are Like Grenades
Every day.
Every day.
Talking About Immature
Talking About Immature
Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…
Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…
Got+%26%238216%3Beem
Got ‘eem
Wrapped+in+plastic%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+fantastic.
Wrapped in plastic, it’s fantastic.
Chameleon+bones+are+UV+reactive.
Chameleon bones are UV reactive.
We+did+it%21
We did it!
Join the conversation
Roommates%26%238230%3B
Roommates…
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+a+fair+fight%26%238230%3B
It’s not even a fair fight…
Everything+breaks.
Everything breaks.
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+episode+of+Black+Mirror%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this episode of Black Mirror…
You%26%238217%3Bve+changed%26%238230%3B
You’ve changed…
The+future+is+NOW
The future is NOW
Shine+a+ever+lovin%26%238217%3B+light+on+me.%26%238217%3B%C2%A6
Shine a ever lovin’ light on me.’¦
Promoted+to+Head+of+Security
Promoted to Head of Security