i’ll never financially recover from this

at least she tried to comfort her brother. not all siblings would be that nice

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

10 Tweets and memes about parenting that will remind you kids aren’t for everyone

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction

so this is why British people hide their t’s

what i wish the button in the car would do

and now i’m scared to go into the ocean, too. thanks kid

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

what competitive salary really means

a wall of bugs at the Cleveland museum of natural history

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd