Feeling Lucky?

In the summer, zookeepers give lions bloodsicles.

In the summer, zookeepers give lions bloodsicles.
Honesty ages well.
Honesty ages well.
Burn them all, every one.
Burn them all, every one.
Scalper gets scalped, basically.
Scalper gets scalped, basically.
You know what to do!
You know what to do!
Shake it once, that’s fine. Shake it twice, that’s okay…
Shake it once, that’s fine. Shake it twice, that’s okay…
Miss the madres.
Miss the madres.
Face psalm…
Face psalm…
Spit shine your life.
Spit shine your life.
Doesn’t matter, still ate it.
Doesn’t matter, still ate it.
The Universe is Kinky, etc.
The Universe is Kinky, etc.
Words.
Words.
It’s got a differ’˜nt vibe to it…
It’s got a differ’˜nt vibe to it…
Andy you ignorant slut…
Andy you ignorant slut…
American measurements are on point.
American measurements are on point.
Checks out…
Checks out…
sorry+kid%2C+thems+the+breaks
sorry kid, thems the breaks
it+has+the+same+amount+of+syllables%26%238230%3B
it has the same amount of syllables…
lord+of+the+rings+ASMR
lord of the rings ASMR
always+at+the+worst+times
always at the worst times
Join the conversation
the+meme+maker+may+be+a+mature+adult%2C+but+I%26%238217%3Bm+not
the meme maker may be a mature adult, but I’m not
RIP+steve+harwell
RIP steve harwell
so+about+that+pencil+you+stole+in+grade+three%26%238230%3B
so about that pencil you stole in grade three…
they+always+complain+the+most
they always complain the most
over%2C+that+is
over, that is
%26%238220%3Bokay+you%26%238217%3Bve+got+to+be+cheating%26%238221%3B
“okay you’ve got to be cheating”
the+rude+sandstorm
the rude sandstorm
wait%2C+I+know+this+one%26%238230%3B
wait, I know this one…