the gato shall lie down with the turtleboy…

the gato shall lie down with the turtleboy...

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

justice served

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

cheerios and bourbon

cheerios and bourbon

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

mind blown

Is this true?

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office