i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

you can butter my sweet corn

prophetic loopholes for writing

oh great, i didn’t unalive in my sleep

uh oh ho oh

get on, smurfette

who would win: one blind lawyer or six armed danger goons using nightvision in bright light?

a shame indeed

chad english teacher

the worst feeling

skin it to win it

10am is basically 6pm when you think about it

the american weakness

good ol’ late highschool/early college days

such a pleasing sound tbf

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