Feeling Lucky?

I am something of a wordsmith.

I am something of a wordsmith.
screamy dreamy
screamy dreamy
at least they’re trying
at least they’re trying
bring back plague doctors
bring back plague doctors
spider tenants
spider tenants
new profile pic
new profile pic
interesting perspective
interesting perspective
or sew it seams
or sew it seams
that’s a bear
that’s a bear
i should have been a vet
i should have been a vet
this is adorable
this is adorable
but who turned her?
but who turned her?
who ya gonna call?
who ya gonna call?
the line, i’m about to cross it
the line, i’m about to cross it
watermelon corgi. clearly the most prepared for battle
watermelon corgi. clearly the most prepared for battle
this is seriously a brilliant idea, though
this is seriously a brilliant idea, though
Then+and+now+pupdates.
Then and now pupdates.
Got+%26%238216%3Beem
Got ‘eem
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+a+fair+fight%26%238230%3B
It’s not even a fair fight…
Promoted+to+Head+of+Security
Promoted to Head of Security
Join the conversation
Spiky+contacts+used+by+morticians+to+keep+the+eyelids+of+the+dead+closed+at+funeral+viewings
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
Roommates%26%238230%3B
Roommates…
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+episode+of+Black+Mirror%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this episode of Black Mirror…
Look+what+I+can+do.
Look what I can do.
I+support+mermaids%2C+generally.
I support mermaids, generally.
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+asthma.
It’s not asthma.
The+future+is+NOW
The future is NOW
Seaweed+farming.
Seaweed farming.