Everytime Christmas is mentioned in November, Santa is forced to execute another elf

Everytime Christmas is mentioned in November, Santa is forced to execute another elf

The rich get COVID-too.

The rich get COVID-too.

I could sleep it off here.

I could sleep it off here.

Heard.

School cafeteria pizza day, circa 1985.

School cafeteria pizza day, circa 1985.

This is my favourite anti-vac-van art.

This is my favourite anti-vac-van art.

*round house kicks in Dumblydore*

*round house kicks in Dumblydore*

What’s your password?

What’s your password?

Baby Beluga in the deep blue see got stacked.

Baby Beluga in the deep blue see got stacked.

We only deal in factoids in this house.

We only deal in factoids in this house.

You’re in the wrong neighbourhood…

You’re in the wrong neighbourhood…

The glass becomes cloudy after you lock the door, allegedly.

The glass becomes cloudy after you lock the door, allegedly.

Water is not vegan, prove me right.

Water is not vegan, prove me right.

what’s in a name?

what’s in a name?

The grass was greener on the other side… – Cecil the Lion, probably.

The grass was greener on the other side… – Cecil the Lion, probably.

Grans whom love the D[oily].

Grans whom love the D[oily].