file that one under success

come for the pizza, stay for the free side of hands

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

an easy guide to help you portion your food

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

Memes showing how brits are dealing failing to stay cool in the record-setting heat

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate

flat earthers were right the whole time

public transport to hogwarts is the worst

revenge is a dish best served with a new netflix password

remember when jesus turned water into jack daniels that one time? that was aweomse

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

not every change george lucas made to star wars was a bad one

is this supposed to be an insult or a compliment?