finally it all makes sense!

god is an octopus

god is an octopus

‘merica…

he needs professional help

he needs professional help

paul rudd is a national treasure

paul rudd is a national treasure

scotters

fuck that hurts eels, probably

fuck that hurts eels, probably

that security guard deserves a medal

that security guard deserves a medal

if smash bros. was reality, you mean?

if smash bros. was reality, you mean?

no fear here

world domination

world domination

I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas

I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas

Jurassic socks with sandals

Jurassic socks with sandals

this is brilliant

this is brilliant

first toothpaste, then new patio furniture. oops

first toothpaste, then new patio furniture. oops

Just because you can, does that mean you should?

Just because you can, does that mean you should?