financial lit-erasey

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

how not to tell someone their std test results

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

This is a brilliant grandpa move

you will pay for your betrayal

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

up? down? sideways

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!