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Stanley the tortoise figured out the pet door.

Stanley the tortoise figured out the pet door.
That officer was a real cock…
That officer was a real cock…
The one that got away…
The one that got away…
Nice one, Jeffry.
Nice one, Jeffry.
The one whom writes…
The one whom writes…
Whoms body?
Whoms body?
Beware the fingies.
Beware the fingies.
The straw collector strikes again.
The straw collector strikes again.
You keep using that word…
You keep using that word…
Written in stone.
Written in stone.
Mother please…
Mother please…
Phone is life.
Phone is life.
Let him *CRONCH*
Let him *CRONCH*
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…
Sincerely, Vlad…
Sincerely, Vlad…
Cuddle up, bruv.
Cuddle up, bruv.
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
a+useless+card
a useless card
he%26%238217%3Bs+out+of+the+friend+group
he’s out of the friend group
she+has+entered+the+endgame
she has entered the endgame
Join the conversation
per+my+last+shot
per my last shot
a+true+american+patriot
a true american patriot
The+correct+use+of+privilege
The correct use of privilege
i+wonder+what+its+property+taxes+cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
I%26%238217%3Bm+doing+this
I’m doing this
what+is+this+sorcery
what is this sorcery
stepping+out+of+your+dietary+comfort+zone
stepping out of your dietary comfort zone
modern+problem+solving
modern problem solving