the sound of childhood

the sound of childhood

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

The scent of love

The scent of love

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

That was unexpected

That was unexpected

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

Hoo-rah!

The cheeps

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

please send help

please send help

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

soory not soory

soory not soory

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out