How to survive stabby bois.

I’m not sure what kind of bug eggs these are, but they need to burn.

Fiona learns to date.

Visualizing the speed difference between a 747, SR-71 Blackbird, and New Horizons.

Comparing my hand with my grandma’s. Always appreciate life, even when you’re old and foldy.

Jack Black explains the perils of trying to get in shape.

Instagram economics 101

Movie theaters are done properly in London Town.

Dad quotes are the new dad jokes.

Can you spot the Baron Caterpillar?

Huge gelatinous aloe chunk

Not everyone is cut out for white water rafting.

Sometimes prison is a reasonable alternative.

RIP in peace. (Alfred counts as family, right?)

Are you a person trapped in a cat’s body?

What? It’s refreshing.