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Find someone who loves you like George Bush loves Michelle Obama

Find someone who loves you like George Bush loves Michelle Obama
Because I wouldn’t get caught dead going for a run…
Because I wouldn’t get caught dead going for a run…
I’m not doing anything…
I’m not doing anything…
Giraffes drinking water
Giraffes drinking water
Tis the season!
Tis the season!
Seasonal cookies
Seasonal cookies
iPhone 6 Dali Edition
iPhone 6 Dali Edition
A story of the time we were born…
A story of the time we were born…
HURR DURR DURR I’M A DOG
HURR DURR DURR I’M A DOG
Disney Timeline
Disney Timeline
Getting up.
Getting up.
This is me ever since football started
This is me ever since football started
I should kill the husband, he’s being a dick.
I should kill the husband, he’s being a dick.
Pool built into limestone.
Pool built into limestone.
To do list
To do list
Stop hiding cables.
Stop hiding cables.
Parents+these+days..
Parents these days..
Rememed+for+extra+functionality.
Rememed for extra functionality.
A+grasshopper+got+stuck+in+Van+Gogh%26%238217%3Bs+wet+painting+128+years+ago
A grasshopper got stuck in Van Gogh’s wet painting 128 years ago
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
Join the conversation
You+underestimate+my+imagination
You underestimate my imagination
The+Silence+of+the+Clarinets
The Silence of the Clarinets
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
Distributed+by+the+US+Government+during+WW2.
Distributed by the US Government during WW2.
%26%238216%3BDick+the+halls+with+balls+and+holly%26%238230%3B%26%238217%3B
‘Dick the halls with balls and holly…’
and%2For
and/or
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.
Text+exchange+between+Kanye+and+John+Legend.
Text exchange between Kanye and John Legend.