I should buy a boomerang…

I should buy a boomerang...

always check your grammar

always check your grammar

this is the kind of dad i want to be

this is the kind of dad i want to be

time is money

he’s not small

he’s not small

dad meltdown pending

dad meltdown pending

truth

this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope

this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope

he’s about to order some delivery lasagna

he’s about to order some delivery lasagna

luckily there were no icebergs nearby

luckily there were no icebergs nearby

these are the best moments

these are the best moments

seemed like a fair trade at the time

seemed like a fair trade at the time

ghost ostrich

stops for ducks, still wins gold

stops for ducks, still wins gold

can we keep it?

can we keep it?

i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned

i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned