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first draft problems

Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton.
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton.
Hipster hospital.
Hipster hospital.
Midnight snack.
Midnight snack.
I can relate.
I can relate.
What’s imagination?
What’s imagination?
Words.
Words.
Snowman handstand.
Snowman handstand.
Wake up in the morning feeling like:
Wake up in the morning feeling like:
Words.
Words.
That’s my jam!
That’s my jam!
The Cookie Monster strikes again.
The Cookie Monster strikes again.
Counterfeit like a boss.
Counterfeit like a boss.
Do you think cats know that they’re jerks?
Do you think cats know that they’re jerks?
Technology is awesome.
Technology is awesome.
Lord of the Rings?
Lord of the Rings?
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
Canadian+road+rage+at+it%26%238217%3Bs+finest.
Canadian road rage at it’s finest.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
Join the conversation
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.