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first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

teen jesus quote about turning water into sparkling juice
Politics are whack, these days.
Politics are whack, these days.
Well, that’s not very imperial…
Well, that’s not very imperial…
Tonight, we dance.
Tonight, we dance.
Circa when the tigers would get lit.
Circa when the tigers would get lit.
Paraphrasing…
Paraphrasing…
Be a good friend daily.
Be a good friend daily.
The ales wreak havoc.
The ales wreak havoc.
2020 Xmas vibes.
2020 Xmas vibes.
What an modest young gato.
What an modest young gato.
Get this man a raise…
Get this man a raise…
I could live in this neighborhood.
I could live in this neighborhood.
Manage thyself expeditiously.
Manage thyself expeditiously.
She’s a model, you know what I mean?
She’s a model, you know what I mean?
Got dam disobedient geology.
Got dam disobedient geology.
The pensions are loaded, also.
The pensions are loaded, also.
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
Join the conversation
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
What+60+feet+of+snow+looks+like.
What 60 feet of snow looks like.
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.