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first two drinks are freebies

Can we eat him? – Cat, probably.
Can we eat him? – Cat, probably.
Canadian public transport, basically.
Canadian public transport, basically.
It might desire a belly rub… might.
It might desire a belly rub… might.
Be motivated by spite, occasionally.
Be motivated by spite, occasionally.
The crisis will continue… generally.
The crisis will continue… generally.
Swing low, sweet chariot…
Swing low, sweet chariot…
They all look relatively awake…
They all look relatively awake…
It’s got a different ring to it…
It’s got a different ring to it…
Never use… only hoard.
Never use… only hoard.
Timothy… that’s not a bad idea, actually.
Timothy… that’s not a bad idea, actually.
It’s gingerbread season, suddenly.
It’s gingerbread season, suddenly.
The inside of an cosmonaut suit.
The inside of an cosmonaut suit.
The blind leading the blind.
The blind leading the blind.
The psycology of Math.random()
The psycology of Math.random()
RIP in Peace, Nigel.
RIP in Peace, Nigel.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Join the conversation
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…