First of all, how dare you.

First of all, how dare you.

Never short.

Egyptian actress Zubaida Tharwat AKA Jennifer Lawrence circa 1969

Egyptian actress Zubaida Tharwat AKA Jennifer Lawrence circa 1969

#SLIDESFORPUGS

This is something people have conversations about, even.

This is something people have conversations about, even.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

Plates painted to look like ants are on them.

Plates painted to look like ants are on them.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

HIPPA strikes again!

HIPPA strikes again!

I nominate him as our national superintendent.

I nominate him as our national superintendent.

Very worried about rotating shafts all of the sudden…

Very worried about rotating shafts all of the sudden…

A farm in Oregon has the Enterprise tilled into it

A farm in Oregon has the Enterprise tilled into it

Free at last, free to gas.

Free at last, free to gas.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.