First thing you touch when you wake up?

First thing you touch when you wake up?

Moms give bad advice, at times.

Moms give bad advice, at times.

If fish were cartographers.

If fish were cartographers.

This is how introverts are bourne, Anu.

This is how introverts are bourne, Anu.

Ultimate tax hax

Ultimate tax hax

So long and thanks for all the fish, Doug.

So long and thanks for all the fish, Doug.

Please do not violate my hippo.

Please do not violate my hippo.

Life can be rough, at times.

Life can be rough, at times.

And I took that personally, bub.

And I took that personally, bub.

You wouldn’t leak a reactor…

You wouldn’t leak a reactor…

Jesus show me the way!

Jesus show me the way!

Thanks, bae. You do good work.

Thanks, bae. You do good work.

Meet Belka, one of two K9 Cosmonauts returned to earth, USSR, circa 1961.

Meet Belka, one of two K9 Cosmonauts returned to earth, USSR, circa 1961.

At least the ice cream machine was working…

At least the ice cream machine was working…

In which Penn and Teller do Cameo

In which Penn and Teller do Cameo

Nectar drunk.