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First thing you touch when you wake up?

First thing you touch when you wake up?
The White house slogan
The White house slogan
I totally need to make these.
I totally need to make these.
How I spend the entirety of my workday
How I spend the entirety of my workday
Repairs up to 2 years of damage…
Repairs up to 2 years of damage…
How to be a good human.
How to be a good human.
The evolution of humans
The evolution of humans
Yes, it’s true.
Yes, it’s true.
The first word I want to teach my kids.
The first word I want to teach my kids.
One of Pixar’s darker jokes
One of Pixar’s darker jokes
Words.
Words.
So this is why people with cats never find true love.
So this is why people with cats never find true love.
If someone breaks your heart.
If someone breaks your heart.
Boycotting tea.
Boycotting tea.
It was a suicide note.
It was a suicide note.
This is just mean. Sad and mean.
This is just mean. Sad and mean.
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
Join the conversation
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
good+question
good question
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR