Inspired by mother.

Inspired by mother.

Mario Memes because Chris pratt is here to ruin your childhood!

Mario Memes because Chris pratt is here to ruin your childhood!

this is my emotional support steak

this is my emotional support steak

how much extra would you pay for this?

how much extra would you pay for this?

trust the science

trust the science

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

algebra is like onion pie

algebra is like onion pie

when you have to roll with the lie

when you have to roll with the lie

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

this is fine

cookie monster is an ambush predator

cookie monster is an ambush predator

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

girlfriend bread

girlfriend bread

coincidence? i think not!

coincidence? i think not!