the biggest little pupper in the park

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

just one?

When you gotta go, you gotta go

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

24 then and now

write the next line of this story

up? down? sideways

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics