Dogs actually can’t read.

Got my girlfriend a new book.

The wars of the future will be fought with drones and toilet paper.

I love Costco also.

When ball is life

Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.

Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro waving to completely empty crowds after winning election in which he banned the opposition.

Chance of getting the job? Absolute zero.

ALRIGHTY THEN

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When the plane won’t fit

How Christianity Works

*Heavy chocolating*

Natural defense

We all know that character

Theatrical overkill.