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This does nothing for my Anatidaephobia

This does nothing for my Anatidaephobia
Something something Tianamen Square…
Something something Tianamen Square…
We’re gonna need more tax dollars…
We’re gonna need more tax dollars…
I would ride this theme park ride.
I would ride this theme park ride.
10/10 would bring this to Christmas dinner.
10/10 would bring this to Christmas dinner.
Mama’s boy.
Mama’s boy.
Hey, at least he’s not trying to pull the wool over your eyes…
Hey, at least he’s not trying to pull the wool over your eyes…
What kind of games are we playing here?
What kind of games are we playing here?
Walmart trying to catch up to CVS
Walmart trying to catch up to CVS
Well hey there…
Well hey there…
No horsing around 🐴
No horsing around 🐴
A whole new world of danger.
A whole new world of danger.
Spidercat! Spidercat!
Spidercat! Spidercat!
Nicotine is no joke, thou
Nicotine is no joke, thou
I’ve saved so much money not buying deodorant…
I’ve saved so much money not buying deodorant…
…so be good for goodness sake.
…so be good for goodness sake.
Just+one+of+the+obvious+differences+between+video+games+and+real+life
Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life
today+on+lies+we+tell+other+people+to+sound+more+impressive+than+we+are
today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are
kitty+prison%3F+more+like+kitty+paradise%21
kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!
You+never+know.+the+guy+asking+might+be+into+penguin+onesies
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies
Join the conversation
gonna+have+to+unfollow+a+lot+of+things%2C+if+we%26%238217%3Bre+being+honest
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest
unlimited+power%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21
unlimited power!!!!!!!!!
Dog+licks+woman+who+screams+and+other+amazing+animal+memes%21
Dog licks woman who screams and other amazing animal memes!
this+is+exactly+why+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+send+texts+with+microsoft+excel
this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel
someone+found+this+shell+at+the+beach+with+barnacles+around+it+that+make+it+look+like+a+heart
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
a+shower+sounds+so+relaxing+i+tell+myself+before+coming+up+with+a+fake+argument+in+my+head+that+i+inevitably+lose
a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose
That%26%238217%3Bs+because+we+are+closed+and+other+viral+tweets
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
bats+fly+through+the+power+of+jazz+hands.+You+can%26%238217%3Bt+convince+me+otherwise
bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise