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I forgot to set a timer…

I forgot to set a timer...
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
Cat lift.
Cat lift.
Fish tank.
Fish tank.
Lousy Zazu.
Lousy Zazu.
Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!
Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!
Sometimes I need one of these.
Sometimes I need one of these.
Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster!
Stan the nervous horse.
Stan the nervous horse.
The truth about optimism.
The truth about optimism.
I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.
I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
How to make $1.
How to make $1.
I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…
I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
contentedness+100
contentedness 100
no+need+to+be+crabby
no need to be crabby
a+final+wave+goodbye
a final wave goodbye
attack+o%26%238217%3B+the+catto
attack o’ the catto
Join the conversation
i%26%238217%3Bve+never+resonated+with+a+cicada+more
i’ve never resonated with a cicada more
10+Funny+Signs+to+Direct+You
10 Funny Signs to Direct You
guess+that+comes+in+handy
guess that comes in handy
looks+like+the+otts+are+against+your+favor%2C+friend
looks like the otts are against your favor, friend
crazy+to+see+that+helping+a+minority+of+people+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+impact+the+majority
crazy to see that helping a minority of people doesn’t impact the majority
dogs+are+boy%26%238217%3Bs+best+friend+%3C3
dogs are boy’s best friend <3
this+could+be+life-saving+information%21
this could be life-saving information!
what+a%26%238230%3Bspecial+phrase
what a…special phrase