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fishful thinking

How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
Winter is a pain in the butt
Winter is a pain in the butt
A moth got trapped in my house!
A moth got trapped in my house!
In Hollywood, I’m obese.
In Hollywood, I’m obese.
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Encouraging kids to recycle.
Encouraging kids to recycle.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
The hills are alive.
The hills are alive.
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
such dance
such dance
I am a turkey vulture.
I am a turkey vulture.
Fish Sticks
Fish Sticks
From one nurse to another.
From one nurse to another.
Why are we not funding this?!
Why are we not funding this?!
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Classy.
Classy.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.