flat death star theory

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

was joining the US military the original squid game?

the law of giants

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

another delicious hummuscide

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!