Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Papa John's should be on city payroll.

it’s a bird

death and dessert

death and dessert

owls hate cops

finally a lifestyle i can get behind

finally a lifestyle i can get behind

just a little low

just a little low

oh yes they will

oh yes they will

i’ve never been to an aldi

i’ve never been to an aldi

good kitty

doesn’t sound fun anymore

doesn’t sound fun anymore

it’s my cheat day

it’s my cheat day

don’t we all?

don’t we all?

stingray shaming

stingray shaming

look how much sex i used to have, kids!

look how much sex i used to have, kids!

it wants a screwdriver

it wants a screwdriver

i’ve been guilty of this before

i’ve been guilty of this before