he wants to go on a walk, by any means necessary

Owl hat!

Madonna forgot the number one rule

Perhaps they do realize this and deliberately miss their shots

Sometimes I just need a contraption like this

Why Hulu sucks

The law is powerless.

I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat.

From absolute zero to “absolute hot,” the temperatures of the Universe

Did you fall from heaven?

Talking to the devil

Students from multiple Albuquerque high schools walked out to protest the new PARCC knowledge assessment.

Are you almost never wrong? We have a place for you!

Et tu, Brute?

Freckles freak me out.

I didn’t even need firewood.