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Short stories.

Short stories.
Where jets go to die.
Where jets go to die.
HURRR HURRR
HURRR HURRR
They had me at the first half…
They had me at the first half…
A kidney stone under an electron microscope.
A kidney stone under an electron microscope.
Feed the people, though?
Feed the people, though?
Meet the deep sea telescope fish called Charles.
Meet the deep sea telescope fish called Charles.
No Homo?
No Homo?
C’mon, Garys.
C’mon, Garys.
Soldiers adapting to the times…
Soldiers adapting to the times…
Fetch is now, bitch.
Fetch is now, bitch.
The laws of attraction ought not be misjudged.
The laws of attraction ought not be misjudged.
Thanks papi.
Thanks papi.
Michelangelo’s David, to scale.
Michelangelo’s David, to scale.
Couldn’t agree more. -J
Couldn’t agree more. -J
Understanding your WIFI
Understanding your WIFI
Tan+lines.
Tan lines.
You%26%238217%3Bre+not+drunk+until%26%238230%3B
You’re not drunk until…
The+Birds.
The Birds.
Go+hang+yourself.
Go hang yourself.
Join the conversation
Words.
Words.
MEGA+best+friends%21
MEGA best friends!
Meanwhile%2C+in+my+pocket.
Meanwhile, in my pocket.
Why+i%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+hell%26%238230%3B
Why i’m going to hell…
Describe+what+you+feel+for+me.
Describe what you feel for me.
That%26%238217%3Bs+all+it+takes.
That’s all it takes.
Wait+a+minute%26%238230%3B
Wait a minute…
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+lIttle+lad+who+loves+berries+and+cream.
I’m a lIttle lad who loves berries and cream.