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She knows what I mean.
She knows what I mean.
In case nobody told you today…
In case nobody told you today…
Heart vs Brain
Heart vs Brain
I did not know these existed. The Gods are kind
I did not know these existed. The Gods are kind
If Netflix doubled as a dating service.
If Netflix doubled as a dating service.
I’m a catch.
I’m a catch.
A tribute to cheese.
A tribute to cheese.
Hitting the nail on the head.
Hitting the nail on the head.
Need a film to watch? (Click and Drag)
Need a film to watch? (Click and Drag)
I love burrito.
I love burrito.
Thoughts on tipping.
Thoughts on tipping.
A cry for help
A cry for help
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
She found lipstick in my pocket…
She found lipstick in my pocket…
Words I live by.
Words I live by.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Join the conversation
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.