… because it may be the truth

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

oh no is an understatement

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU